WEBSITE COPYWRITER
(the lives-exclusively-in-pajamas kind)
EX FOOD PHOTOGRAPHER
(with the fancy-ass $$$ camera and all)
CHRONIC PROCRASTINATOR
(not when it comes to writing your copy, I swear)
Web + Sales Copywriting
for brands that give a damn
about their words
(prepare to get mildly obsessed)
New Website Coming Soon
That's pretty much all you need to know about me.
I help brands that don’t do fluff say it like they mean it - ditching the corporate “Dear Valued Customer” shit and the spammy “Here’s how to make your first 6-figure month, Jenny” crap.
I don’t pretend I wear blazers. Or a bra. I write cringe-free copy from my couch (and sometimes the floor).
JUST KIDDING. THERE’S MORE.
Now that you know me a lil’ better?
(yep, this takes you to a Google Doc — not a mistake)
While the site's loading, let’s yap on IG.
I'M COOL THERE TOO.